Just A Simp

[Just A Simp]

Don’t mind me. Just attempting to get some gems so I can flirt with some hot fictional characters

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[halflngs]

harp, my satyr bard and dionysus cultist follower 🍇
(any pronouns)

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[chradi]

Jen makes another unhinged woman. Surprising no one.

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[scales-and-spirals]

Sorry for the absence, but figured I’d drop a Messiah WIP in here because I know you lot like this guy

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[funnytwittertweets]

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[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

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[dirtytown]

thinking abt the trope where a guy is being chased by the cops or whoever up to the top of a building or a cliff and theyre like "weve got you cornered now!!" but he turns to face them, smirks/salutes, and leans backward off the edge

[zipmode]

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[funnytwittertweets]

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[billypotts]

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

[billypotts]

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega